The Kinky Guide To Outdoor Sex!

Woman on top of man on beach

Winter isn’t too far away, so why not make the most of the last few weeks of sunshine and try some kinky positions outdoors. Choose your location carefully, but don’t overthink it – it’s all about letting your hair down and getting a little crazy. When you’ve selected a location, make sure that the positions you choose fits the occasion. Here are some ideas to get you started:

Start With the Basics

Location: Anywhere

For those who aren’t quite sold on the idea of getting it on in public, why not try something a little more discreet? Hand jobs, gentle touching, and oral sex are all great ways of easing you into sex in the great outdoors. Remember, it’s meant to be fun – if you’re not enjoying it, stop. You can try again when you’re comfortable and ready.

Lumberjack

Location: As the name suggests, the woods or forest.

This position relies on you and your partner using a tree for support, so find one that’s smooth and thick. Few people will enjoy the sensation of rough bark scratching their arse. Have your partner face you and lean against the tree with her legs slightly spread, then enter her and begin to thrust/rock gently. This position is also slightly more discreet than others; to anyone that passes by it should look as though you are in a romantic embrace.

For those who want to throw caution to the wind and spice it up a little more. Get your partner to face the tree, wrapping her arms around it for extra support, and enter from behind. This is, obviously, harder to conceal – but isn’t the idea of getting caught part of the fun?

Pig in A Blanket

Location: Parks, beaches, or fields.

This position requires a large blanket or sleeping bag (use the latter if you are worried about naked body parts suddenly being exposed). Wrap yourselves in a blanket/sleeping bag, spooning your partner, and slowly enter her. This is gentle and romantic – a great position for those who are nervous. Why not start with a picnic, maybe some champagne, to get you both in the mood?

Man on top of blonde woman

Bushwhacker

Location: Garden is best (and most discreet), but park or woods will also work.

There’s something very naughty about getting it on in the bushes. Maybe it reminds us of our misspent youth, curfews and cheeky, late-night fumbles. The great thing about this position is that you don’t have to go far, or spend time looking for a secluded area to play in. Of course, if you want to try it in your neighbour’s garden, we’re not stopping you!

To prevent any twigs ending up in surprising, yet unpleasant locations, use a blanket or old pillow. Kneel down, get your partner to tightly wrap her legs around your waist (hold her close so that she doesn’t have to touch the undergrowth), and lower herself on to you. Then rock yourself into an orgasmic bliss.

Alleyway Antics

Location: Any alleyway.

This isn’t for everyone – as alleyways have a somewhat trashy status. If you’re keen to give it a go; get your girl to wrap herself around your upper torso, taking most of her weight, and enter her. If there’s a sturdy looking wall, or lamppost, why not try the lumberjack? There are plenty of alleyways around, so you could always suggest a quickie on the way home from dinner/the cinema – spontaneity is sexy!

A Few Things to Remember

Although getting caught is part of the fun, in reality it can results in a hefty fine, a criminal conviction, or in some cases a prison sentence. So always take note of who could be watching, and avoid anywhere that’s popular with families and children.

Think about what you’re wearing. In situations like this, wearing clothes that allow easy access will make things a little easier. No one wants to lose their socks and jeans in a bush…
Clean up after yourself. The great outdoors can be a lot of fun, but make sure you have a pack of condoms to hand. And for goodness sake – please don’t leave any used ones behind. It’s disgusting. I would also recommend having some tissue handy for cleaning up any suspicious damp spots.

Sex in the outdoors can be a huge turn on for most people, but it should also be fun. So experiment, play, and keep giggling like the young teenagers you once were. And remember, no matter who comes first, you both win awards for bravery and all-around-good-humour.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *